No But I Want To

No But I Want To (FAWM #3)

 

Playing strip poker with Debbie and Stormy D                                         

The cards were hard three aces my reality                        

I had to blush as the lady showed a flush                          

One more losing hand and I'll have a bare tush            

 

Baby maybe could it be me and you

She laughed No but I want to

Maybe baby could you make my dreams come true

She laughed more No but I want to

 

Nuclear weapons an existential threat

Four of a kind in my mind I place my bet

Shaking hands I gaze on the buxom beauty

She smiles whispering Oh you’re such a cutey

 

Baby maybe could it be me and you

She laughed No but I want to

Maybe baby could you make my dreams come true

She laughed more No but I want to

 

Sex and cigarettes we leave regrets for tomorrow

I gaze upon the fundamentals of paradise

She whispers thank you her words drenched in sorrow

Remember she says every good thing comes with a price

 

I was there dressing guessing on her cryptic clue

Our love was over before it ever grew

I cheated she softly said the cards were marked

In the alleyway the cats howled the dogs barked

 

Baby maybe could it be me and you

She laughed No but I want to

Maybe baby could you make my dreams come true

She laughed more No but I want to

 

In the dark dungeon you’re always on red alert

A new day and I pray for another skirt

Life is for the living and that’s a great worth

And I wonder fierce as thunder why I hurt

 

Baby maybe could it be me and you

She laughed No but I want to

Maybe baby could you make my dreams come true

She laughed more No but I want to 

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I'm Late

 I’m Late (FAWM #2)

 

Stayed up all night making love to my girlie                       

The always lazy cross-town bus was early                         

Headed east the sun was burning my eyes                         

I began contemplating certain alibies                                 

 

Martians landed they wanted to debate

A gypsy demanded to predict my fate

Profound mysteries you can’t contemplate

Sorry Charlie I just happen to be late

 

Heaven spoke showing no mercy hail prevailed

My smart son took his final exams and failed

I got a collect call from Preacher Jack

I was weeping over the Pearl Harbor attack

 

Martians landed they wanted to debate

A gypsy demanded to predict my fate

Profound mysteries you can’t contemplate

Sorry Charlie I just happen to be late

 

Philosophy are questions answered for naught

You’re always innocent until you’re finally caught

Money talks but tell me do you want to listen?

You won’t go far in a car without ambition

 

Traffic was heavy and so’s my beating heart

I was awe struck by a random piece of art

Roman soldiers flooded the streets with greed

A lonely beggar pleaded with me to meet his need

 

Martians landed they wanted to debate

A gypsy demanded to predict my fate

Profound mysteries you can’t contemplate

Sorry Charlie I just happen to be late

 

I heard a robin singing captivating

The Ku Klux Klan stopped systematic hating

Peace broke out and flooded both soul and mind

Finally we realized no child left behind

 

Martians landed they wanted to debate

A gypsy demanded to predict my fate

Profound mysteries you can’t contemplate

Sorry Charlie I just happen to be late

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Pretty Puppeteer

 Pretty Puppeteer (FAWM #1)

 

Our beautiful Ozette has nay a regret                      

The rigged wheel is in spin lay down your bet  

Banks and the press are under her control       

She’s got your money she lusts for your soul           

 

She’s the pretty puppeteer dreadfully near

Preying on your hopes and your fears

She’s the pretty puppeteer is that clear

A new age soon to appear

 

Statue of Liberty glistening her green

Oil and blood grease America’s machine

In the White House life’s just a running joke

Words on the teleprompter all he spoke

 

She’s the pretty puppeteer dreadfully near

Preying on your hopes and your fears

She’s the pretty puppeteer is that clear

A new age soon to appear

 

Meanwhile in Rome the Pope’s got a funny hat

We got a Bible but we never read that

Let us oppress those who are brown and poor

Merrily, merrily the third world war

 

She’s the pretty puppeteer dreadfully near

Preying on your hopes and your fears

She’s the pretty puppeteer is that clear

A new age soon to appear

 

Who is this super villain and pray tell what is her sin

Throw the dice no matter the number she’s gonna win

Lucifer’s bitch the witch got an eternal itch

From day to night here comes the frightful switch

 

Sticky fingers linger on the strings so taut

Or so loose you don’t realize that your caught

On the fourth of July salute the flag

Slavery and genocide on that we brag

 

She’s the pretty puppeteer dreadfully near

Preying on your hopes and your fears

She’s the pretty puppeteer is that clear

A new age soon to appear

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Saint Catherine

 Saint Catherine

 

Lady Lace wears a medallion of Saint Catherine                   

She says a sweet little prayer when she’s about to sin          

Oh holy father, sweet Jesus, Mother Mary I repent                 

I’m really sorry but I just gotta pay the rent                              

 

Hey Saint Catherine it’s a birthday bash

You love a trick when they pay you in cash

Hey Saint Catherine the priest is fat

Hey Saint Catherine imagine that

 

Lady Lace died her long hair bleach blonde at their request

With a cynical smile we heard that you were the best

Lady Lace blushes a vibrant red just like a little girl

Saint Catherine is good she promises a better world

 

Hey Saint Catherine it’s a birthday bash

You love a trick when they pay you in cash

Hey Saint Catherine the priest is fat

Hey Saint Catherine imagine that

 

The gang’s all here laughing consuming beer from the tap

Lady Lace knows the game the shame of the endless trap

No Academy award but the woman is working hard

Endless juice perpetual abuse what a reward

 

Hey Saint Catherine it’s a birthday bash

You love a trick when they pay you in cash

Hey Saint Catherine the priest is fat

Hey Saint Catherine imagine that

 

Tired defeated treated like a slab of beef

Making love Lord above no relief

Happy birthday to some dirty old men

Hey Saint Catherine here’s to the amen

 

Lying in the heat of her studio apartment

Tired as hell sleep’s elusive life’s a predicament

The sun rises on a new day with gusto the west wind blows

Lady Lace has dreams only Saint Catherine knows

 

Hey Saint Catherine it’s a birthday bash

You love a trick when they pay you in cash

Hey Saint Catherine the priest is fat

Hey Saint Catherine imagine that

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Rumors

 Rumors

 

A toasted cinnamon roll with black coffee steaming hot                   

I miss your kiss and all the little things I have forgot                        

A scent lingers in the air as I say my morning prayer                       

I say I love you Jesus are you really there?                                       

 

These are rumors of the love we had

Some are happy and some are sad

These are rumors laughing without care

These are rumors whispering do you dare

 

Picking raspberries in the old garden by the back fence

I’ve read books of logic but Aristotle makes no sense

The sun hangs high shining in a picture-perfect blue sky

With every answer there are yet more questions why

 

These are rumors of the love we had

Some are happy and some are sad

These are rumors laughing without care

These are rumors whispering do you dare

 

There are dreams while you sleep and fantasies when wide awake

In the perfect balance you give exactly what you take

I’m well aware life ain’t fair but this is pure blasphemy

Only in carrying your cross will you be free

 

These are rumors of the love we had

Some are happy and some are sad

These are rumors laughing without care

These are rumors whispering do you dare

 

I can sleep late and shower in the afternoon

I can read books all night and howl at the moon

There are a million things of today and tomorrow

But I often find I go to my memories to borrow

 

I read Revelation but Armageddon was too scary

This wasn’t the future we had wanted when we married

I put the pictures away except my golden locket

You never call I know my phone’s in my pocket

 

These are rumors of the love we had

Some are happy and some are sad

These are rumors laughing without care

These are rumors whispering do you dare

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Explosion

 Explosion

 

The clock is ticking the fuse getting short              

Our general sighs reading the latest report             

Nuclear holocaust is one button away          

In a flash a crash and night becomes day               

 

Explosion it’s the ultimate of sins

Explosion damn it Satan wins

Explosion the bursting of the heart

Explosion the world’s torn apart

 

In the forest deep they keep secrets dark

Aiming in the wrong direction missing the mark

Greedy men collecting souls for the lord of bane

A life of endless pain they lived in vain

 

Explosion it’s the ultimate of sins

Explosion damn it Satan wins

Explosion the bursting of the heart

Explosion the world’s torn apart

 

Bullies dominate preaching pure hate

With fists cruel using evil rules they dominate

Forked tongues rage engaging in senseless vile debate

They’ll push you hard so you can’t hesitate

 

Explosion it’s the ultimate of sins

Explosion damn it Satan wins

Explosion the bursting of the heart

Explosion the world’s torn apart

 

Boys are girls and girls are boys that’s the scene

And some of them find themselves in between

While polyester pimps promote for the green

Nice as can be but disagree you fight the machine

 

Somewhere a youth is picking up a gun

His fantasy foul and the devil’s work is done

Yellow tape we can’t escape what we have become

God’s weeps just who keeps His kingdom

 

Explosion it’s the ultimate of sins

Explosion damn it Satan wins

Explosion the bursting of the heart

Explosion the world’s torn apart

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Jesus Christ Blues

 Jesus Christ Blues

Spent all night in the garden deep in prayer

Spent all night in the garden deep in prayer

And all my friends they didn’t care

Judas came looking for me with a mob

Judas came looking for me with a mob

Guess I gotta find me a new job

Brought me before Pilot yeah he understands

Brought me before Pilot yeah he understands

Said forget you as he washed his hands

Mocked and ridiculed given a crown of thorns

Mocked and ridiculed given a crown of thorns

To die for your sins that’s why I was born

Dying on the cross between two dirty thieves

Dying on the cross between two dirty thieves

I give salvation to whosoever believes

Raised from the dead after three long days

Raised from the dead after three long days

Get down on your knees and give some praise

One day I’ll come like a thief in the night

One day I’ll come like a thief in the night

I pray to God that you make things right

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