Showing posts with label Catholic Church. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Catholic Church. Show all posts

Sunday, May 11, 2025

Lolly and the Nun

Lolly and the Nun

 

Friday night begun

Lolly was lookin'

For some fun

Some fine lovin'

To be done

Then there she stood

Looking oh so good

In black and white

What a delight

 

Hey baby, came the jingle jangle

Care to take a little tangle

 

She turned

She burned

The old withered white haired nun

Son

She yelled

I am married to the Lord

Chastity is my reward

I am dedicated

To serving the least

Besides she stated

I get it from the priest

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Saturday, June 29, 2024

Saint Catherine

 Saint Catherine

 

Lady Lace wears a medallion of Saint Catherine                   

She says a sweet little prayer when she’s about to sin          

Oh holy father, sweet Jesus, Mother Mary I repent                 

I’m really sorry but I just gotta pay the rent                              

 

Hey Saint Catherine it’s a birthday bash

You love a trick when they pay you in cash

Hey Saint Catherine the priest is fat

Hey Saint Catherine imagine that

 

Lady Lace died her long hair bleach blonde at their request

With a cynical smile we heard that you were the best

Lady Lace blushes a vibrant red just like a little girl

Saint Catherine is good she promises a better world

 

Hey Saint Catherine it’s a birthday bash

You love a trick when they pay you in cash

Hey Saint Catherine the priest is fat

Hey Saint Catherine imagine that

 

The gang’s all here laughing consuming beer from the tap

Lady Lace knows the game the shame of the endless trap

No Academy award but the woman is working hard

Endless juice perpetual abuse what a reward

 

Hey Saint Catherine it’s a birthday bash

You love a trick when they pay you in cash

Hey Saint Catherine the priest is fat

Hey Saint Catherine imagine that

 

Tired defeated treated like a slab of beef

Making love Lord above no relief

Happy birthday to some dirty old men

Hey Saint Catherine here’s to the amen

 

Lying in the heat of her studio apartment

Tired as hell sleep’s elusive life’s a predicament

The sun rises on a new day with gusto the west wind blows

Lady Lace has dreams only Saint Catherine knows

 

Hey Saint Catherine it’s a birthday bash

You love a trick when they pay you in cash

Hey Saint Catherine the priest is fat

Hey Saint Catherine imagine that

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Sunday, March 6, 2022

Lolly and the Nun

 Lolly and the Nun

 

Friday night begun

Lolly was lookin'

For some fun

Some fine lovin'

To be done

Then there she stood

Looking oh so good

In black and white

What a delight

 

Hey baby, came the jingle jangle

Care to take a little tangle

 

She turned

She burned

The old withered white-haired nun

Son

She yelled

I am married to the Lord

Chastity is my reward

I am dedicated

To serving the least

Besides she stated

I get it from the priest



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