My Zong

 My Zong

 

Pablo Picasso was dueling with dubious Van Gogh              

She said I love you baby but maybe let’s take it slow           

Sure enough the tryst I could not resist suddenly ends         

We departed broken hearted and not even friends                 

 

Will somebody burst my zong

I’ve been aching all day long

Sometimes what I write is wrong

Will somebody burst my zong

 

God damn me but I’m still dreaming of winning a Grammy

The gal who hurt with the short skirt flirted and then whammy

Excuse me as I explode like a dying superstar

Be humble don’t grumble in heaven they know who you are

 

Will somebody burst my zong

I’ve been aching all day long

Sometimes what I write is wrong

Will somebody burst my zong

 

The moral of the story is don’t bore me with glory

I have everything I desired and more right before me

In Africa the army ants march totally unstoppable

You don’t need statistics to proclaim true love’s probable

 

Will somebody burst my zong

I’ve been aching all day long

Sometimes what I write is wrong

Will somebody burst my zong

 

All the little children sing ring around the rosy as the Earth spins

All the good people go to church on Sunday still the devil wins

They’re making America great again so they state their belief

Global warming ain’t charming when will we ever get relief

 

So the song slowly fades into a distant memory

Can I take a moment to say how much you meant to me

I pop yellow pills to slow down the thoughts inside my brain

The Grim Reaper is a keeper does that make living vain?

 

Will somebody burst my zong

I’ve been aching all day long

Sometimes what I write is wrong

Will somebody burst my zong 

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Jesus In A Plastic Bottle

Jesus In A Plastic Bottle

 

I love Amerikkka it’s the land of the free                              

Never mind genocide and chattel slavery                              

God is smiling giving us two big thumbs up                         

Hey darling get beer it’s time to fill the cup

 

I’ll have Jesus in a plastic bottle

With a little Plato and Aristotle

Put the spaceship full throttle

I’ll have Jesus in a plastic bottle

 

Remember that Jesus turned water into wine

So Saturday night drinking is simply divine

Thou shall not kill that means abortion is wrong

War and the death penalty’s a different song

 

I’ll have Jesus in a plastic bottle

With a little Plato and Aristotle

Put the spaceship full throttle

I’ll have Jesus in a plastic bottle

 

The good reverend speaks to God one on one

He’s downstairs with the choir girls having some fun

Them priests like the chief seats at the feasts for sure

Here come the altar boys I bet they’re gonna score

 

I’ll have Jesus in a plastic bottle

With a little Plato and Aristotle

Put the spaceship full throttle

I’ll have Jesus in a plastic bottle

 

I read the Bible and tore out all the passages that weren’t right

Don’t judge me but I’ll be telling you your sins with delight

Let’s hate everybody who’s got the mark of Cain

Love your enemy that sounds like your totally insane

 

God bless the poor souls but keep them in the hood

I may not be a perfect ten but still I’m good

Accept Jesus into your heart say that prayer

Then you can sin time and time again without care

 

I’ll have Jesus in a plastic bottle

With a little Plato and Aristotle

Put the spaceship full throttle

I’ll have Jesus in a plastic bottle 

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This Is Amerikkka

This Is Amerikkka

 

He was a hard man farming on dust

She was a good woman full of lust

All the children were sinners sweet

And none of them had shoes on their feet

 

This is Amerikkka the land of the free

This is Amerikkka stolen fair and square

This is Amerikkka do you look like me

This is Amerikkka I really don’t care

 

Hanging at the go-go without a care

God will forgive just say a prayer

He was drinking more than water

Onstage in a cage his eldest daughter

 

This is Amerikkka the land of the free

This is Amerikkka stolen fair and square

This is Amerikkka do you look like me

This is Amerikkka I really don’t care

 

He put a dollar bill in her G-string

He whispered let’s keep this a private thing

She smiled flattered with the attention

Like doing the crime without detention

 

This is Amerikkka the land of the free

This is Amerikkka stolen fair and square

This is Amerikkka do you look like me

This is Amerikkka I really don’t care

 

Lying at bed at night the troubles are keeping you from sleep

You have questions with no answers and mysteries deep

As you ponder tomorrow you pray that morning never comes

They’re planning another war you’re sure cause their beating the drums

 

Little Will insisted and then enlisted

Momma wailed with tears she resisted

The daughter’s stomach began to swell

In your mind you find that this is hell

 

This is Amerikkka the land of the free

This is Amerikkka stolen fair and square

This is Amerikkka do you look like me

This is Amerikkka I really don’t care 

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My Final Kiss Goodbye

My Final Kiss Goodbye

 

I am sailing on the sea                       

I am soaring through the sky             

I am searching for what will be          

I am wondering the reason why        

 

Yesterday has passed with a sigh

I gave you my final kiss goodbye

Today is sadness today I cry

I gave you my final kiss goodbye

 

Poets dream they cry out in rhyme

Love is grand but death is a crime

I am a traveler and I travel alone

You were the best thing I’d known

 

Yesterday has passed with a sigh

I gave you my final kiss goodbye

Today is sadness today I cry

I gave you my final kiss goodbye

 

When I wake up in the morning the bed is empty

When I journey through the day you are with me

I cannot escape this sadness I fight the tears

This world is insane madness I live with fears

 

I am sailing on the sea                       

I am soaring through the sky             

I am searching for what will be          

I am wondering the reason why        

 

Yesterday has passed with a sigh

I gave you my final kiss goodbye

Today is sadness today I cry

I gave you my final kiss goodbye 

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Fake Or Fate

 Fake Or Fate

 

I made love to you a million times inside my mind                          

Like a master thief full of crimes robbing you blind                         

I give to you to the point that you can longer take                            

And then I say amen and it’s all gone when I wake                          

 

Is it fake or fate maybe something more

Is it fake or fate tell me who’s keeping score

Is it fake or fate only the gods can say

Is it fake or fate won’t you come to stay

 

Celestial angel burning like a super nova

I imagine in grim sin I’m your Casanova

Soaring in heaven the flour full of leaven burns

Empty arms transgressions never forgiven the heart yearns

 

Is it fake or fate maybe something more

Is it fake or fate tell me who’s keeping score

Is it fake or fate only the gods can say

Is it fake or fate won’t you come to stay

 

I smile broadly at you I’m a distance far away

I’ll talk to you today is what I always say

You are the definition of beauty and so much more

I’ve got a lonely heart baby you’re the only cure

 

Is it fake or fate maybe something more

Is it fake or fate tell me who’s keeping score

Is it fake or fate only the gods can say

Is it fake or fate won’t you come to stay

 

My therapist tells me that I need to try to do something new

What would the shrink think if I gave him just a clue

Freud destroyed psychology from its very birth

Come to me cum with me I’ll prove to you my worth

 

I am that passing shadow lingering by the door

I’m the wild gigolo don’t you know I want to score

Time to turn to face your face life or the coffin

 Excuse my young lady but do you come here often?

 

Is it fake or fate maybe something more

Is it fake or fate tell me who’s keeping score

Is it fake or fate only the gods can say

Is it fake or fate won’t you come to stay

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Beto’s On The Road Again

Beto’s On The Road Again

 

The graffiti screamed home’s where you want to be                         

We live a lifetime but some are never free                                        

It’s east to west and then going north to south                                  

You’re the king of the hill but then there’s the doubt                        

 

Beto’s on the road again

And the whole church said amen

I swear one day’s he’s coming again

Until then… Beto’s on the road again

 

You’ve never lived until that Colorado high

Or gazed west to see where the sea meets the sky

Manifest destiny upsets me it’s a lie

A deep dark greed was the honest reason why

 

Beto’s on the road again

And the whole church said amen

I swear one day’s he’s coming again

Until then… Beto’s on the road again

 

In Psalm nineteen the heaven’s they testify

It’s a miracle each time you see a bird fly

Beto’s grooving moving taking in the scene

Never surrender and remember where you’ve been

 

Beto’s on the road again

And the whole church said amen

I swear one day’s he’s coming again

Until then… Beto’s on the road again

 

Don’t let my ukulele fail me there’s a song in my bones

I may not be the Beatles but I’m one up on the Stones

Deep in the forest the wild life meets in solidarity

If they didn’t have their guns they wouldn’t even scare me

 

Around the turn may we all learn something true

The fire will burn you but does that concern you

Crazy Horse rides the plains a ghost of the man

The very best things in life we never do plan

 

Beto’s on the road again

And the whole church said amen

I swear one day’s he’s coming again

Until then… Beto’s on the road again 

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Ashes

 Ashes

 

Queen Mary sat on a throne built on the blood of the slain                           

She’s a merry maiden plucking her mustache in vain                                               

Mary rode with the Joker looking for car crashes                                         

Kingdoms rise high to the skies only fading to ashes                                    

 

After the fire the ashes remain

Silent dust monuments to pain

Ashes to ashes dust to dust

Love is real ashes are lust

 

On route eighty between Friso and New York City

Our starlet without regret was hitchhiking pretty

The joker growled and pointed his long bony finger

It was a moment caught in time forever to linger

 

After the fire the ashes remain

Silent dust monuments to pain

Ashes to ashes dust to dust

Love is real ashes are lust

 

The out of luck truckers were stuck in a traffic jam

None of them loved Mary nor did they give a damn

But Lady Lace a refugee from deep outer space

Won the hearts of the blue-collar men with style and grace

 

After the fire the ashes remain

Silent dust monuments to pain

Ashes to ashes dust to dust

Love is real ashes are lust

 

Flags flying high while patriots are asking why they kill or die

A little R&R from hell the soldiers can tell truth from a lie

Alone on her throne of stone Mary demands that you kiss her ring

Lady Lace so out of place knows not what gift she should bring

 

The thermonuclear device burned in hot flashes

All that remained next to nuclear rain was ashes

Mary’s throne melted like mercurial avant-garde waves

Now the cockroaches rule supreme and we as fools are slaves

 

After the fire the ashes remain

Silent dust monuments to pain

Ashes to ashes dust to dust

Love is real ashes are lust

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