"Me and Rosie"

Me and Rosie

I know a man who sings the blues

He ain’t nothing but bad news

Drives a caddy with tinted glass

Look at him wrong he’ll kick your ass

Sweet Rose she was a beauty queen

The loveliest thing I’ve ever seen

I kissed her lips and gazed in her eyes

And I went on a trip past the skies

Well the dude he came down my way

Looked at Rosie and made his play

But she took his hand off her knee

And said “You ain’t the one for me”

Well the dude said “Jackson’s my name”

And I play a mean evil game

So if you don’t come lay with me

I’m gonna take you forcefully

Well I was chillin’ but that’s enough

I didn’t care if the dude was tough

I grabbed the sleaze right by the shirt

And said “Jackson you be dirt”

Well Jackson did a China man

(That is the fellow turned yellow)

Ran to his caddy fast as he can

And as he cruised down the avenue

Rosie yelled “boy I won’t be missin’ you”

Well we were out livin’ the night

When Jackson game ready to fight

He had with him four mean old dogs

And they were ugly like frogs

Well Jackson came to me sly

Looked me straight right in the eye

And said “Get ready to die”

Well I usually don’t pray

Except on Christmas day

But right then I said a little word

Calling for help to the Lord

Well Rosie she gently spoke

Saying “Boys you’re quite the joke”

Then she took out a forty five

And said “We don’t need your jive”

Well glory when they saw the gun

Did they sure take off and run

And I said “Rosie you saved my life”

“Won’t you come and be my wife”

Well exactly one week later

We took it to the alter

And the dude called Jackson

He’s doing time in Fulson

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