Been There Done That (The Story of Mister Grumblecock)
Mister Grumblecock a businessman obscene
He had a fascination with the Almighty green
Cut out the middleman play the game mean
Mister Grumblecock he’s a cog in the machine
Cat scratch fever been there done that
Las Vegas strippers pleasantly fat
More of this and plenty more of that
Love of money honey been there done that
Mister Grumblecock a traveling salesman
A necessary heartless part of the Master Plan
Flying first class cause yeah he’s paid his dues
Reading Wall Street Journal headlines thinking its news
Cat scratch fever been there done that
Las Vegas strippers pleasantly fat
More of this and plenty more of that
Love of money honey been there done that
Mister Grumblecock feels a pain in his chest
Hail Hitler or Trump by default he must be the best
Mister Grumblecock pops a mint in his mouth
More boring than hell the birds are all flying south
Cat scratch fever been there done that
Las Vegas strippers pleasantly fat
More of this and plenty more of that
Love of money honey been there done that
When the executive was a child he feared monsters under his
bed
Now that’s he’s grown those terrors are lurking inside his
head
When he looks in the mirror it’s clearer he needs a good
shave
Mister Grumblecock doesn’t believe in Jesus money saves
Mister Grumblecock died in his hotel room
Bulging eyes no one dies like the harbinger of doom
The executives sent a generic card
A child of privilege who had life oh so hard
Cat scratch fever been there done that
Las Vegas strippers pleasantly fat
More of this and plenty more of that
Love of money honey been there done that
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