Presidential Election
The clown in the blue suit
Named Diddily Doo
Had raging red hair as if ablaze
Spoke in a craze
Sported a giant pink nose
Which he sniffed little children with
He wore blackface but only in private
He promised to fix
All he made worse in his
Forty years of public service (exploitation)
His rhetoric all wrong
Sung in a sad song
The clown in the red suit
Had orange hair
He was smelly
And had a tremendous belly
With a fat ass
And below zero class
Insensitive as mocking laughter in prayer
An adulterer many times over
Twice divorced and full of carnal greed
All the evangelicals wished he would succeed
His name was Doddoly Dee
An expert bully of tyranny
A Hitler wanna be
Well Wall Street and the banks
Along with the generals in their tanks
Had hedged their bets
Placing massive sums of gold
On both red and black
Green could never win, it must be told
That is a solid fact
For we are constantly voting for the lesser of the evils
The better of two devils
To die by plague or famine
While the bloated parasites would suck blood
From those thin as sin
With a wicked gory grin
Diddly Doo and Doddoly Dee
Were well hated in reality
But the land was full of fiction
Propaganda the prominent smell
In the hell of illogical diction
A steamy hot lie and a slice of cold apple pie
Well Democracy was widely celebrated
We were after all brave and free
Never mind you and me
So, the two clowns debated
I’m the man said Diddily Doo
I’m the man for you
No that would be me
Chimed in Doddoly Dee
I ‘ll make you great
Fill you with vile hate
Spoke Diddily Doo
No that’s not true
I’m rougher and tougher
And more than a bluffer
You will sell us out, you just might
Antifa and anarchists are your delight
I’ll spend more of the military
And build a bigger bomb
Oh, come on, stop
I stood up to corn pop
And so, the night went on
A debate of greater hate
They both saluted the flag
Boasted and bragged
We got a choice of two clowns
Both sporting bitter frowns
The loser was apparently clear
All the citizens lurking in apathetic fear
Starting looking for more houses of detention
After the
Presidential election
