Western Union Rap
By John Kaniecki
Tried to send money to Uganda man
Had me a righteous plan
Western Union said they could get the job done
I took to the computer I was on the run
Went to sleep guaranteed all was grace
Slept dreaming with smiles on my face
Woke up four thirty too hustle some more
A bad email hit me to the floor
Western Union said no go
They lied to me, that I know
Spent an hour of wasted time talking to Ali
Moments of agonized futility
I just wanted to know what went wrong
Was it the lyrics or the drums in the song?
They still don’t tell me any resolution
Here’s a cry don’t use Western Union
