Showing posts with label Pigs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pigs. Show all posts

Saturday, February 3, 2024

And Pigs Might Fly

 And Pigs Might Fly

 

Bob Dylan was once named Robert Zimmerman                  

In show biz anything but style is sacred sin                          

My entourage smiled saying “You’ll make it if you try”      

With hideous laughter they added “And pigs might fly”       

 

And pigs might fly I tell you no lie

After making bacon they go to heaven high

There the kind angels give them wings

And pigs might fly what joy it brings

 

The Mommas and Poppas hitchhiked to Frisco

Refusing every ride if the radio played disco

They first visit the Golden Gate Bridge then China Town

With no clown selling joy they settle on a frown

 

And pigs might fly I tell you no lie

After making bacon they go to heaven high

There the kind angels give them wings

And pigs might fly what joy it brings

 

I opened all the Doors and found endless wars

I looked high in the sky where the jet bombers soar

It was a big pig of that I could be almost sure

I watched the news but the commercials made it a boar

 

And pigs might fly I tell you no lie

After making bacon they go to heaven high

There the kind angels give them wings

And pigs might fly what joy it brings

 

Give me a pork chop sandwich with a Kaiser roll

Give me a pork chop sandwich that can rock and roll

Pigs might fly oh yes darling I fully understand

Pigs might fly but one day they gotta land

 

Saw a buffalo in Springfield swear it’s true

Go to the museum I reckon you’ll see it too

This is my song and I don’t care if you give a damn

I’m going to make a sandwich of cheese and ham

 

And pigs might fly I tell you no lie

After making bacon they go to heaven high

There the kind angels give them wings

And pigs might fly what joy it brings


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Friday, July 23, 2021

Western Union Rap

 Western Union Rap

 

By John Kaniecki

 

Tried to send money to Uganda man
Had me a righteous plan

Western Union said they could get the job done
I took to the computer I was on the run

Went to sleep guaranteed all was grace

Slept dreaming with smiles on my face

Woke up four thirty too hustle some more
A bad email hit me to the floor

Western Union said no go

They lied to me, that I know
Spent an hour of wasted time talking to Ali

Moments of agonized futility

I just wanted to know what went wrong

Was it the lyrics or the drums in the song?
They still don’t tell me any resolution

Here’s a cry don’t use Western Union