One Eyed Jacks Are Wild
By John Kaniecki
Floppy Suzie the big breasted
floozy
With Eager Al and Lusting
Lolly
Were playing strip poker
They had discarded the Joker
Leaving only two cards wild
It was simple even to a child
The Jacks with one eye
Were the wild guy
Now poker is a game for a
liar
It gets tough when you bluff
Right now Floppy Suzie
Was in her under pants and
bra
The loveliest sight Lusting
Lolly ever saw
The dueling pair of men
Growled every now and then
In fierce competition
With endless ambition
Both were dastardly afraid
The other would get laid
So the game went into the
late of night
The chips were piled to a
great height
This would determine who
would win
Both men strongly desired to
sin
“Four Aces” was Eager Al’s
hand
“Royal Flush” grinned Lusting
Lolly
As he came to understand
He was to lose his virginity
His eyes turned towards
Floppy Sue
Desire radiated pure energy
It was a mystery with every
single clue
Lolly began to drool like a
silly fool
“Five deuces” Suzie revealed
Al and Lolly squealed
They would both strip buck
naked
Revealing all that was sacred
Suzie who cheated walked away
from the crime
And Al and Lolly
Well they had a gay old time
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