Where’s My Sandwich
Caught in a pickle down in a green haze
I wanted brown mustard just got Mayonnaise
Bless my soul I found some fresh Kaiser Rolls
Lunch is heaven when feasting with good trolls
Where’s my sandwich I want to know
Where’s my sandwich I’m gonna blow
Where’s my sandwich I need to go
Where’s my sandwich I want to know
Damn that honey ham sweet as life can be
The bliss of Swiss cheese appeals fine to me
An olive on a toothpick worth five stars
There’s a vet at the bar showing his scars
Where’s my sandwich I want to know
Where’s my sandwich I’m gonna blow
Where’s my sandwich I need to go
Where’s my sandwich I want to know
Hamburgers piping hot at Mickey D’s
Special two for one coupons if you please
Forget the French fries I’ll just super-size
Stomach tight the delight of giant eyes
Where’s my sandwich I want to know
Where’s my sandwich I’m gonna blow
Where’s my sandwich I need to go
Where’s my sandwich I want to know
Call the FBI ring up the CIA
Where’s my sandwich somebody’s going to pay
Drop the bombs blow the horns this is red alert
Where’s my sandwich somebody’s going to hurt
Twas desperate not waiting for later
In frustration opened the refrigerator
Glory to God sitting in heaven’s high
On the bottom shelf my sandwich did lie
Where’s my sandwich I want to know
Where’s my sandwich I’m gonna blow
Where’s my sandwich I need to go
Where’s my sandwich I want to know
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