Modern Religion
I always wondered about the Planet of the Apes
I like the Orangutan the best
Civilized yet wild
Erotic ramifications
Bestiality?
Technically it would depend
On your over all philosophy
I'm talking evolution versus creation
Never mind intelligent design for now
However if one accepts the whole premise
It would exclude the rapture
I never read about intelligent primates
Dominating in the Bible
Perhaps that is in some book beyond Revelation
That didn't make the cut
Am I being sacrilegious?
Planet of the Apes offends no more then some sects
While in the Catholic Church the only Bible I read
Was the ten commandments
No false gods
&
No worshipping of idols
I am sure they were in the top three
So we go bow down to a statue of Mary
And light a candle
Now it gets strange
If you want to be perfect go sell all you have and give it to the poor!
Why nobody wants to be perfect!!
Hmm Imagine that!
What if one of those vastly intelligent gorillas
Had a vision of Fatima
And started his own cable T.V. show
Why we could incorporate a popular pass time as well
Bowling for prayers
Where if you get a strike your petitions will get through
Makes you wonder what happens in case of a turkey
I mean a giant intelligent turkey
Leading his people from the lands of
Denouncing and defeating Thanksgiving
Which by the way is the celebration of genocide
It's getting all too real now isn't it?
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