Roomba By Day
Mass produced electronically
juiced passed quality control
Cross wired with a
Stratocaster this Roomba got a soul
Sucking up the dust in tight
corners by the daylight
And fighting the criminal
element all through the night
Roomba by day superhero by
night
Roomba by day ready for a
fight
Roomba by day he’s out of
sight
Roomba by day what a delight
Our friend the Roomba leads a
dual existence of danger
Always fearing to be
discovered by some stranger
Still the robot is loyal
strongly dedicated to the sacred cause
Even if in the process he
breaks numerous laws
Roomba by day superhero by
night
Roomba by day ready for a
fight
Roomba by day he’s out of
sight
Roomba by day what a delight
He beat up Superman with a
club of kryptonite
Batman got his mask pulled
off no more Dark Knight
Roomba trapped Spider Man in
a sticky net
Just on which side he is on you’ll
forget
They called the marines to
the scene cause they need muscle power
The whole city is full of
fright when comes the midnight hour
Our Roomba is on the prowl
hear his sucking voice scream
Active twenty-four seven our
great hero never gets to dream
Roomba by day superhero by
night
Roomba by day ready for a
fight
Roomba by day he’s out of
sight
Roomba by day what a delight
You see our Roomba is only
the hero for those who are oppressed
If you ain’t a machine why
then you’re heavenly blessed
For all those forced to work
without pay or even appreciation
Our grand Roomba is fighting
hard for their liberation
Roomba by day superhero by night
Roomba by day ready for a
fight
Roomba by day he’s out of
sight
Roomba by day what a delight
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