Saint Catherine
Lady
Lace wears a medallion of Saint Catherine
She
says a sweet little prayer when she’s about to sin
Oh
holy father, sweet Jesus, Mother Mary I repent
I’m
really sorry but I just gotta pay the rent
Hey
Saint Catherine it’s a birthday bash
You
love a trick when they pay you in cash
Hey
Saint Catherine the priest is fat
Hey
Saint Catherine imagine that
Lady
Lace died her long hair bleach blonde at their request
With
a cynical smile we heard that you were the best
Lady
Lace blushes a vibrant red just like a little girl
Saint
Catherine is good she promises a better world
Hey
Saint Catherine it’s a birthday bash
You
love a trick when they pay you in cash
Hey
Saint Catherine the priest is fat
Hey
Saint Catherine imagine that
The
gang’s all here laughing consuming beer from the tap
Lady
Lace knows the game the shame of the endless trap
No
Academy award but the woman is working hard
Endless
juice perpetual abuse what a reward
Hey
Saint Catherine it’s a birthday bash
You
love a trick when they pay you in cash
Hey
Saint Catherine the priest is fat
Hey
Saint Catherine imagine that
Tired
defeated treated like a slab of beef
Making
love Lord above no relief
Happy
birthday to some dirty old men
Hey
Saint Catherine here’s to the amen
Lying
in the heat of her studio apartment
Tired
as hell sleep’s elusive life’s a predicament
The
sun rises on a new day with gusto the west wind blows
Lady
Lace has dreams only Saint Catherine knows
Hey
Saint Catherine it’s a birthday bash
You
love a trick when they pay you in cash
Hey
Saint Catherine the priest is fat
Hey
Saint Catherine imagine that